Doomsday Preppers

I finally got around to watching this show because I heard there were crazy people on TV.  One guy I saw could filter his pee and drink it, in case the shit went down.  More amazingly, his wife was on board and took a nice gulp of the slightly yellow pee water.  He’s a little crazy, but must have been one hell of salesman.  It’s one thing to ask your better half to drink some filtered urine if a nuke has just detonated, it’s another to get her to chug it on a trial run.

Another guy got wiped out by the 2008 stock market crash…so he responded by spending $70,000 building an “urban bombshelter”.  If you have $70 grand, who needs the stock market?  Then another lady was freaking out about Avian flu – she was the craziest loon (get it?) because she was tracking local geese populations, as if her random counting was scientific proof of anything.

Sadly, I did give them some props, because on day two I would be drinking out of my toilet and looting grocery stores.  That’s my prep – find a Doomsday Prepper and shoot up their house, taking it over.  Better to be armed than prepared!