I see these types of surveys/psychoanalysis forms all over social media. “What Harry Potter character are you?” or “What kind of pie would you be if you were a pie?” OK, I may have not seen that last one, but whatever. Here’s my stab at it. Oh and my answers are 1) I have no idea and 2) Black Raspberry.
“Everything” radio stations – We play everything! You’re a political independent. You’re actually independent on everything because you wouldn’t want to upset anyone. When it comes on, you look around the room with an empty smile and nod your head.
Classic rock – You definitely spent the weekend painting or mowing and you have six pairs of jorts. You ride with the windows down and smoke way too close to no smoking signs.
Rap – I’ll speak for white people that listen to rap. You talk to other white people about the coolest latest rap song and it’s hard to keep up, because you know so little about it, you’re constantly scouring the rap scene for the latest hot song. You like all rap that’s new and talk about how all old rap used to be good, but really isn’t anymore. I hate your guts, btw.
Pop – You will literally listen to a cat being electrocuted if it has auto-tuned lyrics and a catchy beat. 90% of the music you listen to is sung by an anorexic girl and the lyrics were written by a fat white guy in his upper 40’s. I really hate your guts, btw.
Techno music – You have no soul. You don’t exist to me.
Nu-metal – You really like arguing with people you don’t know.
Motown – You have good taste in music. You also go to concerts where you’re surprised that many people in the band are still alive.
Classical – You have a cat or five. You have a bookcase full of books and you’ve read all of them twice or more. You have no kids or they live very far away.
Heavy metal – You are cursed to never be able to play your music at a party without someone complaining. You appreciate guitar riffs and tolerate drum solos, but you put up with some garbage singing. You’ve been in multiple fist fights and your favorite color is black.
Alternative – For every good song you listen to, you listen to three that are pure trash. Your favorite band’s name is stupid and makes no sense. You make all your friends listen to the complete album and lose them by overreaching.
Grunge – You definitely got cheated on in the 90’s or burned yourself with a cigarette at a party. You hate most other music and your iPod hasn’t been updated in years.