I had to go to Miami for job stuff last week. It’s always strange to review a city – I’ve been in Columbus for 16 years and haven’t been everywhere here. People ask, “How was ____?” They are basically asking, “How were the two restaurants you went to and the airport?” THE AIRPORT SUCKED…is there a good airport? It’s huge and hot and full of people.
As for the rest, it was nice. I didn’t see the beach at all and it was hotter than Satan’s taint, but not bad. The first night we went to the trendy spot, which meant driving through a warzone to get there. I actually saw a drug deal on the sidewalk on the way. Fun! Someone muttered “gentrification” – look, if the alternative is eating next to drug deals, gentrify it up. The bar/restaurant was an actual butcher, so I loved it. Great food and I got a jalapeno and cheddar burger I saw them pick right out of the display. Miami is also 85% Hispanic/Cuban also. More Spanish than English, although a lot of Spanglish. I would hear something in rapid fire Spanish, followed by, “You know what I mean?” That was really unique to hear.
Day 2 we ate at a really nice place, but we tried a local favorite “ceviche” which is seafood cooked in acids. It was horrendous. Imagine the worst part of sushi (which I like) and you lick a battery after each bite. Then again, everyone else was gobbling it up, so I guess I’m the weirdo. The main course was great though.
In summation, this city had cool stuff, sketchy areas, was hot in September like every single city in America. I think I have a future in writing a travel blog.