Well, it’s Thanksgiving week and I thought we should run down things we’re thankful for.
1) We are thankful that the election is over. It was rough, but at least people can focus on other things…what’s that? Protests? Protests about protests? Cries of racism? Cries of fake racism accusations? Well, it looks like we can cross this one off the list. It’s still ugly out there.
2) At least some new sports teams won championships this year and we have some long suffering fans happy and thankful. Alabama’s number one in football? The damn Patriots are still beating everyone? Golden State signed Durant? OK, half thankful.
3) We have our friends. Oh, half of them unfriended us over the election? Well, glass half full, right?
4) It’s colder, so we can now find out what winter clothes from last year don’t fit our fat asses now. What’s that? Oh right, that’s not something to thankful for.
5) Um. Most of us aren’t allergic to peanuts? We get two days off this week and don’t even have to use sweet, precious vacation days? Godzilla didn’t attack this year? See, it’s not all bad. Be thankful-ish.
6) Lastly, we should be thankful for our friends and family, especially the ones who haven’t put Christmas decorations out yet. I also am thankful to anyone who helps me raise money for or shares my link – I’m trying to raise $1000.00 for Pets for Patriots by December 13 to benefit shelter pet adoption by military veterans, especially those with PTSD. If you can’t give, then please share with others via email and/or social media. Thanks for your help!
https://www.crowdrise.com/pets-and-vets-comedy-benefit-show/fundraiser/petsforpatriots