By 2018, the singing reality contest shows will have run out of legit music stars of today, ex-Mouseketeers and slutty divas. American Idol will feature either Milli or Vanilli, a roadie from Winger’s 1990 World Tour, the dead body of Tupac and a Casio keyboard.
In an effort to recreate the success violent shows like the Sopranos, Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones, FX will create a show where a key character is killed every 47 seconds. The plot revolves around hiding bodies and the ensuing argument leads to another shooting. Repeat. It will be the most popular show ever made.
Thanks to hormones in food, almost every man will grow breasts and a good percentage of women internal testicles, throwing the gay marriage debate into turmoil when no one is sure what gender anyone is. The food, however, is still delicious.