Thanks to everyone that reads my dumb blogs – for those of you that got affected by the virus, as of Monday it is fixed. This website is virus free now. People that create viruses on free websites have a special place in hell. I have had one pisser of a week (bad) and am in about as good a mood toward virus douches as I am for pedarests.
Another new open mike in the books. Everyone was fine, except one new ass who literally asked the crowd if they smoked weed…12 times. 12! No one responded, even once. 12 painful, awful dead body reactions. Hey, moron. MOVE ON. If you saw someone on the street and asked them if they liked fish sandwiches, and they didn’t respond, why would you ask 11 more times? Because you are dumb.
To end on an uplifting note, my show Friday may be off. How do I know? I don’t! The sack of shit cancelled the facebook event, but won’t call us back because he is a pussy. Hey no balls, be a man and tell us the show is off, because if I show up there (I won’t) and you cancel the show, I will toss your barstools through your window.
(Side note, I am furious, but tomorrow’s blog will be about cupcakes to ease the tension)*
*no cupcake blog tomorrow