Why wouldn’t I get sick?

I woke up Thursday and couldn’t swallow.  That’s nice.  I get sick once every 3-5 years, so of course it’s this week.  Some drunk guy told me frost was on the forecast, which makes sense, since it’s mid-September and I packed no jacket, sweatshirt, or even long sleeved shirt period.  I did the show and it went pretty well.  The stage had five banners that said “LOL” on the middle three.  I think that’s why it sold out.  Unfortunately, I forgot to point at after each joke.  (Sarcasm).  Also, I may never eat cheese again.  Every store, sign, and restaurant tells me about cheese.  A Subway billboard I drove past said, “CHEESE!”  Cheese?  At a sandwich shop?