Thanks to all who check out this site – we just went over 2.000 views for the first time (in a month)! Now if only the subliminal messages will kick in…then my armies will march and all will fall into place. In fake thanks, thanks to the gnat that flew into my eye during last night’s run. I had something in my left eye for two days that nearly drove me to madness. It finally came out, but there you were, gnat, to fly directly into my right eye and balance everything out. As I type, you are lodged somewhere in my socket and I can feel you when I blink. I hope your death was slow and awful, plus creepy since my huge eye was staring you down as you drowned in my eye juice.
Also, thanks (fake, of course) to earbud manufacturers for making a product that lasts seven months or less every time. Nothing is better during a long jog than when one ear starts cutting out, giving you choppy interrupted noise in your ear constantly. How am I supposed to get jacked up during this Jackyl song when my left ear bud cuts out right before the chainsaw solo? And always remember – I ain’t jacked my lumber, baby…since my chainsaw you.
