I was out and about yesterday and noticed about twenty cops out, way more than normal. Yesterday was St. Patty’s Day Eve…is there some huge spike pre-NCAA tournament/St. Patrick’s Day? It seems to me they would be best served all sleeping in for today, the perfect storm of drinking. It’s supposed to be 67 degrees, March Madness kicks off in full, plus every Slovak, Bangledeshi, Laotian, and fill in the blank is Irish today, which means you put on a green shirt and drink until you vomit. In fact, the roads are going to be so littered with drunks, I wish my plan would be implemented. If you get pulled over after 9 pm, and you’re sober, you get a ticket for driving under the influence of stupidity, unless you have a medical emergency or a couple passed out drunks in the back seat. They should literally line the roads with sandbags like real life bumper bowling tonight.