I hate red carpet events, but they have their place. If you have ovaries, then for some reason you love them. I have none, therefore I couldn’t care less. Even worse is when they spread like a plague. I just witnessed last week the ESPN college football “red carpet”. They had all the stars, like a punter from UCLA or some school. Is there some groundswell for punter interviews? Yes, Erin Andrews is hot. Yes, I like football. No, I don’t give a shit about the Ray Guy award winner. I’ve met one. He pulled my winning ticket at a contest at the Buckeye Hall of Fame Cafe (RIP). Thanks to Andy Groom, I own a 16 lb. Ohio State bowling ball. Thanks to lack of talent, I still can’t bowl worth a damn. Stick to sports, ESPN.