– I think if your girlfriend beats you in anything athletic, you have to pee on her leg or stop a bank robbery to get back your manhood
– I was pumping gas and saw the trash can said “Do Not Litter”. I’m pretty sure no one walks up to a trash can, reads that, and says “Shut up, trash can. No one tells me what to do.”
– I think people who listen to Ke$ha have serious mental problems and have a dead spot in the arts section of their brain.
– The quickest way to make me angry is if I have a heated debate with an ESL (English Second Language) person. There is something about arguing with someone who doesn’t understand me (and vice versa) that sets me off instantly. Number two is when I wake up 25 minutes or less before my alarm goes off. Day ruined.