#1 – Granted, I have had a lot of FB likes and comments, but I finally hit 100 comments off my blog. I noticed, though, that my spam filter has blocked 1,700 spam comments. Sigh.
#2 – I am in five fantasy football leagues. Four I have a losing record. See the beginning of this paragraph for the depressing part. I am the sports equivalent of comic book guy.
#3 – I talked to a headliner that used to get paid $800/week to feature (that means the middle guy). He has quit comedy and does random shows to pay the bills. If you knew what I made in an average month, you would stuff a dollar in my empty coffee cup and give that look, “I know you’re trying, man, I know.”
That said, I have beer, Toaster Strudels for breakfast, and Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim comes out soon. Life is good…unless you’re a necromancer in Skyrim! Then I will run ye through with me blade of cleaving! Have at thee!
Those 1,700 spam comments were all from me. I’m just trying to tell you about this amazing new pill I’ve found that can increase the size of your penis by up to three inches!!