George Lopez has a show. On TV. People actually watch. (Hispanic overkill accent) “Hey everyone, I’m really hyper! Lindsay Lohan joke!” (Stop talking and bug eyed leering at the crowd as you look left and right for 10 uncomfortable seconds.) “George cialis expensive Bush had a book come out!” (Insert token Bush is stupid joke, then look left and right with wild bulging eyes and mug for the camera.) Seriously, who watches this shit? I would rather watch my dog host a show with the sound of a puppy getting its tail clipped in the background.