I had the annual “Did you put your Christmas tree up?” conversation with my Mom today. No, it is buried in a plastic container in my storage area. Of course, I have this discussion every year with the same results. I don’t hate Christmas, but why put up a fake tree? So my dog can 24 hour cialis potentially urinate on it? Perhaps to entertain the one guest I have over every other month? Plus I may be bitter. My birthday is December 15th. One year my Grandma got me a toy on my birthday. My Christmas gift? Batteries for said toy. Hard to compete with Jesus for birthdays. It would be like arguing how good I was in high school football with Jim Brown. “Well, sir, did you have six pancake blocks against the West Muskingum Tornadoes? That’s what I thought, shitbag!”
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Six pancake blocks from a 160 lb center? I believe I was at that game and since West Muskingum never had a defensive lineman that weighed in at over 140 lbs that feat is totally possible. Great game Anthony Munoz.
Did both coaches allow you to score a touchdown at the end of the game? They do that for tards, you know.