I MC’d the Columbus Funny Bone and a new comic was asking for advice before the show. He was very nice until he got onstage and had no material. He decided to call the manager a douchebag 4 times and the rest of the comics fags. Probably not a good move. “When can you start this sales job?” “Thanks for the offer pedophile! I’ll start cheap generic cialis as soon as you fire the other commie Nazi rapists.” “OK, you can start Monday!” He told me after the show he was nervous, but I don’t think nervousness and Tourette’s are in the same category. SHIT! You look nice tonight, thanks for going to dinner with me. DEVIL WHORE! I think we have a lot in common. I AM A SERIAL KILLER! Have you tried the chicken parm? RAPE POPSICLE! It’s really good.
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Dude, I have video of the whole event if you’re interested in posting it on here.
That’s a difficult hurdle he just made for himself. I wonder what thought process was that deduced that being the best exit strategy for no material.