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Monthly Archives: October 2011

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Social interaction would be better if it weren’t for people

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Chris

I had a lovely day at the BW3′s near my place.  For some inexplicable reason, the NFL decided to schedule the Browns, Bengals, and Steelers at the same time, which covers 89% of Ohio’s football fanbase.  Thank God, though, at

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Ignorance is bliss

Posted on October 28, 2011 by Chris

My friend from out of town called me up recently and we had a nice conversation…until the end.  He said, “You seem to be dong alright now, much happier.”  What?  Based on when I was living in my car?  Weird

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Overheard this…

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Chris

I was talking to a couple pals the other night.  Some guy to my right said, “If Brandon Phillips doesn’t win the Gold Glove, I’m blowing up stadiums.  I’m starting with Busch Stadium.”  Fellow comic Joseph Ivan said, “The terrorists’

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Halloween costumes

Posted on October 26, 2011 by Chris

I have always loved Halloween, so I dress up every year.  My top costumes – - One year I was a nearly six foot penis.  I had a bald skin cap (with a black dot), a red sweatband, and a

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Bad career decisions

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Chris

I had a show at WVU last week.  Crowd was good, room was set up well, and I got two free beers.  That’s right, haters.  Two.  Afterwards, a college student approached me and said, “What got you into comedy?”  Alcohol

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That one hurt

Posted on October 24, 2011 by Chris

I was headlining a show last week.  It was supposed to start at eight, but no one was there except a German soccer player and the bartenders.  This is always a great sign for a good night o’ laughs!  Eventually,

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