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New podcast!

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Chris

Check out the Bill and Dan show, episode 126 starring Bill Arrundale, Dan Swartwout, and me.  http://billanddan.libsyn.com/the-bill-and-dan-show-episode-126

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Sad but true

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Chris

Every once in a while I google my name to see what pops up.  This is something I should not only never do, but hate myself for doing it at all.  I found out a radio station in 2010 put

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Why I hate hecklers

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Chris

I rarely get heckled.  Not b/c I am the greatest comic ever – clearly I am in the top ten, but I digress.  Maybe it’s my voice or my rock hard body.  Who knows?  I hate hecklers due to the

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Lost lottery ticket

Posted on March 29, 2011 by Chris

I may indeed lose my mind today.  I just remembered I bought a mega millions ticket last week, now it is gone.  The chances of me even winning my dollar back are millions to one, but already my brain is

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Comedians are bug zappers for vagina

Posted on March 28, 2011 by Chris

I remember when I first started comedy and someone told me “Women dig guys who are onstage.”  This may be true for singers, musicians, hell - even beat poets and auctioneers, but not comedians.  Onstage, I talk about every flaw I have;

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Yet another show recap

Posted on March 27, 2011 by Chris

I broke my Maryland cherry tonight and did a room on the eastern shore.  Crowd was good, but the mike took a shit right out of the gate.  I did 30 minutes sans microphone, but luckily my voice sounds like two

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