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Monthly Archives: January 2011

Winter is a cruel old man

Posted on January 31, 2011 by Chris

My city is abuzz with the possibility that the city may shut down – no work = awesome.  Then I heard that power outages are likely to accompany said storm.  I realized if I’m stuck at home w/ no electricity,

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Post show comments

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Chris

One of the best things about doing comedy is when people come up to you after shows.  Here are some quotes over the years that I love – “You are really good for a new guy.  You should watch Jeff

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Home phone service = customer service

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Chris

I got a sales call for adding home phone service – for just $20/month!  Wow, that sounds more convenient than my cell phone I carry everywhere.  As I hung up the phone, I remembered why I got a cell in

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Attitude adjustment

Posted on January 15, 2011 by Chris

I have been excited about the amount of work I’ve been getting recently.  I called my gig for tomorrow to verify the start time.  “What time does the show start?”  “Well, the first guy goes on at 8:15.  (I’m opening the

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Drugs and comedy

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Chris

For the second time in the last two weeks, I was offered drugs after a show.  I turned the esteemed gentleman down, only to then have him counteroffer with a construction job.  Who better to take a job from than

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What?

Posted on January 7, 2011 by Chris

I pulled out of my place tonight to do two shows and as I hit the ridiculous speed of 9 mph, I slid (in my one month old tires) into a rock.  My bumper is now bent…  Thank you decorative rock! 

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