Baseball is the worst pro sport ever. My favorite team hasn’t had a winning season since I entered 8th grade. How long has that been? George Bush was president. The first one. At least I have softball to fall back on. Nothing says “I am trying desperately to hold on to my miniscule athleticism” like softball. Except dodgeball. I play that too. The only more beer friendly sport than softball is horseshoes, where if you don’t have a beer in your hand, you automatically lose…and no cornhole is not a sport. Anything w/ beanbags or cards is not a sport, but it is very beer friendly, so I won’t bash safe cialis it.
Bad ideas
The worst things for drunks? Having opposite sex numbers in your cell after midnight…eBay (I own a Captain America shield made for a six year old)…getting pulled over (everything is funner drunk – except that)…White Castle (best and worst at the same time)… Feel free to add your brand cialis cheap order own!
Redneck fun times
Went to the wilderness to ride four wheelers and shoot guns. Oh and to drink beer, which I do quite proficiently in the ordering cialis city as well. Realized – 1) Don’t try to drink while steering with one hand while going 30 mph through a forest, 2) Probably a good idea to wear ear plugs if shooting 12 fully loaded guns for 2 hours and 3) Actually use the blankets instead of passing out w/ the blankets still on the Gator. Good times.
Summer is here
Not really, but I bought a ticket to Dime a Dog night at the Columbus Clippers. What better way to feel like dog shit than to eat 7 hot dogs that have been sitting under a heat lamp for 2 days? While we’re on the topic, and by we I mean me, is Ticketmaster owned by Satan? I bought an $8 ticket and all of the sudden it hit me up for $12 and some change. Multiply that mystery charge by every concert, sporting event, and whatever else and Ticketmaster basically makes eleventy billion dollars an hour. That is a lot of money. Good thing I have my hot dogs generic cheap cialis and my pride.
New pics
My room in Vegas was awesome. cialis dosage side effects My luck, not so good.
Coolest moment of the week
For those that haven’t heard of it, the Westboro Baptist Church has been protesting the acceptance of homosexuals in our country by picketing at dead American soldiers’ funerals, within sight of their funerals. They were sued by the father of one dead patriot cialis normal dose Marine for several reasons. This decision was protected under the First Amendment. I am an ardent Constitutionalist, but the Westboro scumdicks have obviously crossed the line of human decency. It is going to the Supreme Court…but for now the courts of our fine country have said that the father has to pay the Westboro court courts to the tune of $16K. Whatever you think of him, Bill O’Reilly has said he will pay the court costs if this stands up. God Bless that confrontational SOB. GD Bill, good move. Free speech is a foundation of my views, but when we have freedoms, irresponsibilities screw us all. Hey, Westboro, God is love? Not to you, neither is respect for our fine soldiers who give the last measure of freedom to protect your insanity – or their families. I hope you meet God in the afterlife and he pees in your hateful faces with the firey pee of vengenace.