Baseball is the worst pro sport ever. My favorite team hasn’t had a winning season since I entered 8th grade. How long has that been? George Bush was president. The first one. At least I have softball to fall back on. Nothing says “I am trying desperately to hold on to my miniscule athleticism” like softball. Except dodgeball. I play that too. The only more beer friendly sport than softball is horseshoes, where if you don’t have a beer in your hand, you automatically lose…and no cornhole is not a sport. Anything w/ beanbags or cards is not a sport, but it is very beer friendly, so I won’t bash safe cialis it.
Bad ideas
The worst things for drunks? Having opposite sex numbers in your cell after midnight…eBay (I own a Captain America shield made for a six year old)…getting pulled over (everything is funner drunk – except that)…White Castle (best and worst at the same time)… Feel free to add your brand cialis cheap order own!
Redneck fun times
Went to the wilderness to ride four wheelers and shoot guns. Oh and to drink beer, which I do quite proficiently in the ordering cialis city as well. Realized – 1) Don’t try to drink while steering with one hand while going 30 mph through a forest, 2) Probably a good idea to wear ear plugs if shooting 12 fully loaded guns for 2 hours and 3) Actually use the blankets instead of passing out w/ the blankets still on the Gator. Good times.
Summer is here
Not really, but I bought a ticket to Dime a Dog night at the Columbus Clippers. What better way to feel like dog shit than to eat 7 hot dogs that have been sitting under a heat lamp for 2 days? While we’re on the topic, and by we I mean me, is Ticketmaster owned by Satan? I bought an $8 ticket and all of the sudden it hit me up for $12 and some change. Multiply that mystery charge by every concert, sporting event, and whatever else and Ticketmaster basically makes eleventy billion dollars an hour. That is a lot of money. Good thing I have my hot dogs generic cheap cialis and my pride.
New pics
My room in Vegas was awesome. cialis dosage side effects My luck, not so good.