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It’s official

Posted on December 25, 2010 by Chris

I was in a heated game of “Let’s Dance 2″ on the Wii, getting trounced by my six year old niece when I realized that the lyrics of Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” (isn’t it cute how Ke$ha spells words incorrectly?  Tee hee,

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Top five things I could never hear again and be happy

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Chris

1. “You working hard or ya hardly working?”  Hardly working b/c I’m talking to an uninteresting zero.  2.  “This weather is the worst I’ve seen in a while.”  Really?  It’s winter.  Amazingly, it tends to repeat itself.  It always sucks. 

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Birthday present

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Chris

I got my first chance to feature at the Funny Bone in Huntington, West Virginia.   Dec. 26.  I have done shows at strip clubs, punk rock bars, VFW halls, and God knows what else.  Comedy is a rough biz.  I

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Strange moment

Posted on December 9, 2010 by Chris

I did a “benny” which is a benefit show where you get nothing but some kind of moral reprieve for so called good works.  It was for Toys for Tots.  Outside the show a military man who just got out

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Hollywood smut

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Chris

I’ve had about enough of Hollywood and their degenerate movies.  Coming out soon is the movie “Black Swan”, a thriller that features a torrid love scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.  Two women.  What kind of morally decrepit freak

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I am Scrooge

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Chris

I had the annual “Did you put your Christmas tree up?” conversation with my Mom today.  No, it is buried in a plastic container in my storage area.  Of course, I have this discussion every year with the same results. 

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